"Skynet appears to have usurped my seat."

"You can just move it, it's not actually poisonous."

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Tae: The hydrogens are bonding about early generation PC games (Quake vs Doom vs which version was that again?).

I'm slightly weirded out.

Dormouse: ...me too.  *passes you the popcorn*

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Monkey 1: What's your schedule like today?  Veggie's in town until tomorrow morning, and Despicable Me 2 is out, in case you're interested.

Monkey 2: I would love to!! But i'm in kamloops!! :(

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"Why do you hate my singing?!"

"Because you beat the key up in a back alley and left it for dead."

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"I dunno, it's like I'm an acceptable amphibian."

Context keeps me from getting stabbed: someone in this house hates being moisturised. Haaaaaaates, will attempt to flee hates.

There may have been a recent purchase of jojoba cream.

There is much WTF-face.

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"Why would anyone want to kill a bunch of entrepreneurial hipsters? ...Wait."

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Context: we've called cop cars 'sharks' for some time, to the point my brother's adopted the usage
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"But then I don't need my wallet--"

"You don't need your wallet to pee anyway."

Monkey 1, 9pm: "I'm just done with class. Can I get a ride, or are y'all drunk? =P"

Monkey 2, thirty seconds later: "...... sobriety may be asking a lot."

" . . . Is the back seat quacking?"